My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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