People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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