Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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