You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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