You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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