you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
