I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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