his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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