U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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