Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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