Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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