He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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