found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My hand turned me down
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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