So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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