...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
