I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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