Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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