the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Shame is for Republicans.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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