dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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