She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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