I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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