I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Text me some of your sweat
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
