Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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