I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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