it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
