GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize