oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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