I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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