You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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