maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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