don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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