I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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