piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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