if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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