East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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