doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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