I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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