McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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