Can Purell be used as lube?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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