Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Someone came in the potted fern
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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