HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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