Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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