Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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