hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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