Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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