We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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