I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
