You can't motorboat a personality
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
is that a dick in a sweater?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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