Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
its liver damage thursday
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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