Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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