butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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