We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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